So crippled men, smaller men, incapacitated men? All non-deserving because of a penis?

As the individual noted. Nobody's saying it's valid but they're also trying to note it's not the same degree of decrepitude. And I'm sure I'll get peppered by people claiming I'm justifying it; the world is full of degrees and finding only absolutes prevents dialogue or any sense of public awareness on VERY important…

Best mode > worst mode

I’m thinking the word accountable is key there. Team meetings, academic progress, etc. With more time “off,” players could forgo student conduct components - just my guess

How can they plan to make a guy so fuglie the face of the franchise?

Because the Falcons couldn't see the Panthers taking a selfie back in December, right?

“Zee Warren VonnMiller, he cross zee territory line and invades zee Cam's like he eez on an axis”

No. He just owned your ass for poor grammar to the point you actually believed he was dumb

That's the winning coach. His reaction is Golly Gee

This article has been up for over an hour and a half and the eighth word is still Pamthers

To be fair, he likely doesn’t write his own media-based tweets (like reporters don’t write headlines). If he had, it’d have been more like “Cowboys shouldn’t blame Greg Hardy... They should be buying him some #Dominos on the way back from buying him a #Buick!”

Couldn’t make out what Evans said but Winston tried to interject with “Cmon dude, you can’t take that from him without paying for it. TRUST me”

Did OK State strike back with a similar shot from his stepdad?

You must be new to Indiana football

This response is so much better read by a bad Benjamin Franklin voice. Otherwise it fails

Go for the kill. Those reaches aren't coming from a mile away

The funny thing is the suggestion from Rick regarding Steely Dan sounds like the opening of Monk (damn you standard cable!) and thus applies directly to the emotions he describes