This is what I imagine prison to be like. 

Username checks out.

I felt like The Ultimates was an angry 16 year old boys impression of what adulthood is like. 

That just galaxy-brained me. 50 years old and I have never thought of this. 

for sure

Yeah that is what I thought as well. The whole first part of the article comes off as someone who is mad at the fact that they read a headline wrong. 

The only thing that I can relate to this is my habit of drinking unsweetened coffee/tea while I was living in Chile. You would have thought I had asked for extra urine in my drink. 

 He’s been my favorite sports columnist for as long as I can remember having a favorite sports columnist. 

It’s like a Cabela’s catalog started fighting itself...

I floated the idea of a barnstorming team a while back, still love it. Every team on their schedule gets an extra home game and the visitors locker rooms are almost guaranteed to be an upgrade of the home team lockers at Oakland.

Nice to see you Ray!

I fully ripped this out of a Reddit thread, but here goes. Warriors to rest of NBA, “This is your King?”

Beat me to it. I’m still upset about this game, and have an irrational dislike of the Broncos. 

Is Kiko the new Romo?

Yeah Mr. Miller does not rank among my favorite writers anymore, but that story ranks among the best superhero comic story lines ever, I think. To dismiss it because Karen has to suffer is not that different from dismissing The Last Jedi cause all the heroes are female.

Full on Niner’s fan here and after watching that replay, I don’t know what else Griffin can do on that play. After watching the Chargers game and this, I don’t know how DBs are supposed to guard anyone anymore. Are they supposed to cover WRs without touching them?

Option 1. Make them the London team. It will fail spectacularly and we can end this nonsense once and for all. Option 2. Barnstorming Team! Every team they play gets one extra home game (and most likely a win, if we are being realistic) in return for half the gate. 

All great teams are alike; Each ass team is an ass team in its own way - Tolstoy

Every time I see these bozos, I think of “I studied the blade..”

Off topic, here. As a Bay Area resident, I sneer a little inside whenever I hear/read anyone not from here or New York or LA bitch about traffic. Is it really that bad in DC and Virginia? Is it as bad as, say, driving from Palo Alto to SF at 4pm?