I saw a 911 I absolutely loved on autotrader but it was about 7000 over the money I set aside. Showed the wife a picture and explained I was a bit short and she said, “we could manage it”. I took that as permission and got to the point where the guy accepted my offer. Told the wife and she said, “oh I was kidding are…

Remember the only difference between us emasculated minivan drivers and the emasculated CUV drivers is we are not in denial about being severely uncool. Tl;Dr minivan flaccid penises are bigger than crossover flaccid penises. 

Id love for someone with more skill than I to drop a Focus RS plant (or ST plant in a pinch) into a last gen Ford Probe. I have an inexplicable love for the Probe and it would be cool to see one really live up to the aggressive wedge shape design. Of course this is an awful idea, just sayin' :)

Thought that was the chans?

VII was my favourite.  Yes I realize this is an unpopular take but it had an X-Men mutant vs Jason.  It actually should’ve been way better than it was if they really let the lead final girl go full Phoenix on Jason (although I guess she did drop a house on him) but it was still such a great change of pace... then…

Really unpopular take... but I like VII the best. Come on you had a X-Man basically fighting Jason. I mean it should’ve been way cooler than it was... but still pretty damn cool. But then again I also though NOES: The Dream Warriors was the best NOES so I guess I like any campy 80s movie where superpowered teens fight…

Frostburnin'

You guys fought so hard to escape British rule.... Now you're losing the war on tasteful cars. Stop buying crossovers! 

I played Fortnite for a year and never got a single solo win.  Am i trash? I guess. But i play apex now and it's never felt as daunting as Fortnite. The skill gap is astronomical. I've dummied players in apex with 100x more kills than me. Cause anyone has a chance in this game. Good on Epic for trying to do something…

Really easily yes. Just find a friend who owns an exotic sports car and go “well Bill just bought a Porsche so really $600 for a rare collectible is quite reasonable”. I think my buying a Porsche has allowed a lot of my friends to make frivolous decisions with their money.

I drive a 997.1 and thought that owners of these cars were the most sensitive people on the planet... I stand corrected cause the Giulia fans below are so salty they’re like jerky.  Seriously if you like a car that everyone thinks is a ticking time bomb you win cause you can get them for a steal.  Unless you bought it…

I’d just grab my jack and jackstands and jack it up with all 4 wheels off the ground and then when the guy knocked on the door I’d just pretend to be surprised.

I think one of the worst I’ve experienced so far has been playing Fortnite with one ‘player’ who was actually a room full of tween girls who identified the fact that we were ‘grown ass men’ and proceeded to say things that would make Jeffrey Epstein blush. Couldn’t mute them fast enough. The moral of the story, play…

This article reminds me of virtually interview with a musician where the interviewer mentions a genre. Classifications seem to be the bane of the existence of ‘artistes’. However to ‘the masses’ they’re actually quite helpful. I know exactly what I’m getting into with a Metroidvania. Would you prefer…

Coupé Master race!

Many stars!

That ain’t just Florida. I drive a 911 at the ripe young age of 40 and I’m 25 years younger than anyone I’ve seen in the Porsche coupes. We don’t have a ‘porsche wave’ like jeeps because of the gal darn rheumatoid arthritis. 

I came here to say potassium benzoate... Take your star... You ruiner! (My sister likes you)

I think you'd need to go to the Final Destination series for your Rube Goldberg deaths. It's pretty much that series' raison d'etre

I have three dad cars.