It's not Sci-Fi, but it's King, so Im gonna go with it: The End of Shawshank, when Red finds Andy on the beach. Always chokes me up.

Star Wars obviously but I'll go with this one as a great moment:

I don't understand. Books are already broken down into small chunks. They're called pages. Read as many or as few as you want.

Actually, it's all cruelty.

Yawn. I bet you'll have a coronary over the branding, docking, castration, etc. that goes on every day on farms. Tattoo? Don't be such a pansy. Stupid it was, cruelty no.

I was not convinced about climate change until Chipotle threatened my gauc availability. Now I am a truuuueeee believer.

Discovery Channel is taking notes:

The image of Mindy's face before you hit play perfectly expresses her "what the actual fuck" reaction.

A lot of places don't have mom and pop restaurants anymore.

1,695 words before Will gets to the only one you need:

I'm torn because while I hate SeaWorld, I also hate PETA. I don't particularly trust either of them to deal with this situation in a reasonable, non-batshit evil way.

Lost it at "the seniors were able to trap the man in his own sweater."

I feel like because everyone knows this, they should work to get over it. Be paralyzed for 15 seconds, realize you're being THAT asshole, and do anything.

As a black woman, I can't even begin to explain how cultural notions about your disposability and lack of work directly effect your sense of self.

You don't know how to play this game. Sit down.

Lupita, Locker lad, Lama, & Longoria link limbs & leer.

I know so many of the person you just described. What's rule #1 of not owning a TV/microwave? Make sure everyone knows you don't own a TV/microwave.

Great! Do you have any vegan recipes to share, or are you busy taking your rescue dog on a half marathon today because you don't watch TV anymore?