I think Micronesian would be more accurate than South Pacific here.

When Charlie gets the factory at the end of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Edgy like sphere of butter.

Considering one of my life goals is to chuck it all and live on a sailboat... That's pretty spot on!

This is the real reason dumbledore died. Save teh guac!!

We need avocados at any cost!!! Polar vortexers, ship your snow to California! I know it may sound socialist, but please for the love of Guac, redistribute your precipitation!

I think they see an opening to create more bad press and litigation for SeaWorld. Tactically, that seems good, even though they are pretty guano crazy.

I agree that it ain't all about haute cuisine (your Slovenian-Laotian fusion remark got a definite double chortle from me), but I'm also not a huge fan of the chain restaurants. I don't think there needs to be a dichotomy. I mean, what about a nice, unpretentious mom and pop restaurant?

Look, there's a camera, let's hold hands.

If all you see is race, that is offensive. Your geography is no excuse.

"I'm fighting to get my name back," she says, while not using his name.

I think the pope agrees with you

Oh just forget it, you can't talk about class on this site.

This is an excellent, factual example. The price of corn has gone up many times over as a direct result of the growth in the ethanol market. This has made a nutritious staple crop unaffordable for many people, leading to malnutrition.

Ugh. Don't remind me. I feel like I'm clinging to a paperweight whenever I reflect on what the Constitution means.

Yep, just wanted to pop in and say this was possibly the beautifully written article I've seen all day.

The NSA frowning upon listening in on conversations? Go figure

I found a fantastic picture of Paula Deen riding a drone, but for some reason it's not showing up.
http://pauladeenridingthings.tumblr.com/page/23

I think you mean "in droves".