I may get some flak for this (especially because I suspect I won’t word this as carefully as I should), but:

Don’t you fucking jinx my Giants with your dumbass predictions! We need people to count them out. THAT’S HOW THEY ON RIDICULOUS PLAYOFF RUNS.

true, she married rather poorly.

If I’m too lazy to delete emails, your goddamn right I’m too lazy to delete generic apps I never use.

You expect people to believe that’s a real phone with “Stocks” on the front page?

I’ve played with him a couple times at Valley Ice Center. He’s actually pretty good, granted we were a Division 7 team, but he was super nice. We treated him like any other guy and I think he appreciated it. The guy that slashed the stick is a dick. He’s bragging about it on Facebook

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

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If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

Too*

People still make comments like this? the comment has stagnated immensely, so much better stuff to do with your time and comments to make.

In obvious news, they aren’t bringing it back because they don’t want to. Just like so many game companies do. Time to move on.

Can we just seed some of these into space with every mission, just for kicks? Who knows, maybe in a billion years Mars tardigrades will dig through our remnants and wonder about us

People’s priorities are all so fucked up.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

K, what should we post about instead today?

him being able to really just kind of take a step back and take a deep breath, and watch a veteran guy operate in Case Keenum.