Did I just watch a video of a YouTube video? What is this witchcraft?

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

My girl and I can’t have kids, neither sets of plumbing work, and we’re both innies not outies. She’s a nurse and announced her engagement at work last year (nobody knows she’s marrying/living with a woman outside of family/friends) and they, of course, ask when the kids are planned since she’s already mid 30's. She’s…

If you’ve never had a shower beer while marinating in steam sitting down in the tub during a shower for like 20 minutes, you are missing out.

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

Amen. The world doesn’t need anymore entitled little shits with entitled, I can wait forever parents.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

“My dad’s from Mexico, mom is Tex-Mex so both are delicious to me.”

You must have Houston confused with another southern city.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Who is that shitgibbon announcer calling it bush league? Jesus man, that stick has got to hurt.

Not enough stars for you nor fuck you’s for the ignorant posters who think this is all just hyperbole.

Haha! Joke’s on you. 96.5% of the Earth is water, and you can’t see the amazing destruction humans have wrought in there!

Yes, the complaint is more show than real issue, but I dont see in the article above where the veggies are requesting an artificial or unsustainable product be used. That argument is a bit of a leap.