I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

Only a small minority group of Michiganders speak with faux posh British accents. You people are so intolerant.

Well she is the 1%, so...

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

If every billionaire pooled his or her wealth, it would equal $5.4 trillion. Our deficit is somewhere around $18 trillion. That’s why.

Ohio is complicated. Southwest Ohio is very red. Northeast Ohio is very blue. Northwest Ohio is very red, but nobody lives there. Southeast Ohio is very blue, but nobody lives there. And central Ohio votes for whomever is actually going to win the election.

Columbus, most of Cleveland-Akron, Toledo, and Athens is blue. Almost everything else in the state is red.

“I am sorry, the word we were looking for was Naggers....Naggers.”

After I get down on my knees and pray, I usually just end it with an “Amen.” His god must be more OG than mine.

“The Decision is yours, make it.”

So what? What’s your problem with rednecks anyways? They do a lot of jobs that the rest of us think we’re too good for and they’re not afraid to get their hands dirty. I really respect that. The amount of people who bash on those who live blue collar lifestyles is appalling.

But then all of your favorite food you get at the grocery store would be out of stock.

Yeah, those stupid poor people! Let’s get rid of them all.

They are very proud of their Southern Heritage, same as here.

I’m pretty shocked to even hear that there’s 1,000 Rams in Europe. I didn’t even know we exported them.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Eighteen years—as successful, powerful, and undeniably brilliant female athletes - taught us that.

so let me get this straight, you’ll publish the duke “fuck list” which completely humiliated and degraded male athletes, but when you have access to the harvard “sexual scouting report” all of a sudden it’s time to protect the innocent. can you explain that? oh, you can’t? oh, gawker was sued into bankruptcy. ohhhhh,…

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!