I need advice like this. Thanks Tom! I'll give it a try the next time I go out

Yea fuck those old white men, totally unwoke

Maybe it’s just me but this seems almost fiscally irresponsible. They are essentially incurring the same production costs while accepting a significantly reduced income on each vehicle sold. How much longer can this company and its hype machine keep fooling investors and consumers?

Love how you refer to it as a minivan because honestly, that's what it really is.

Looks like someone’s been to college

Oklahoma City bombing

In 30 years it “could” happen? It sounds to me like it won’t ever happen. The researchers who make these alarmist sea level forecasts for the NOAA consistently assume current trends will continue into the future without variance. Not just that but 30 fucking years is a long enough time for people to build up levies…

The early bird may get the worm, but the dirty bird gets the nut

I used to have a 2010 V6 sedan and it was great. Based on that car, if anyone asks I will always have good things to say about the accord

Are you saying he used a Baton on a Rouge colored car?

If it’s a girl, then no. It’s well known that women already have shitty taste in cars or no interest whatsoever. You can only look at it as a bonus if she’s into cars, not the norm

How gay does Adam Silver look/sound? I bet he’s Magic Johnson’s side-piece on the dl

Either that or he gave his 12 year old son fifty bucks to go to kinkos to make a poster. I wonder what life would have been like to grow up that way

Keep your future people bullshit out of jalopnik. Gawker and Jezebel are for posting your socially constructed utopian fantasies

Love you guys. The rest of gawker, not so much, but long live jalop

I'm so glad you mentioned that. So goddamned annoying

The Arizona Highway Patrol just bought a new mustang gt and a challenger r/t for high speed enforcement. They’re both half the price of the tesla, comparable in speed and can fill up in a fraction of the time in almost any location. Not surprising this idea comes out of California

Why do you only post gifs on basketball stories? It looks glitchy and slow af

Has COTD already been chosen for today?

Dumb question but in a wreck like this such high speed impacts, do the drivers ever get whiplash or other soft tissue injuries that require treatment or therapy? I ask because I work in insurance and regularly see people going to the chiropractor after a 15 mph rear end accident