Shucks, but not me dude!

My #1 Concern: Why is there no hand sanitizing station outside the holo deck as well as a sign that reads, "All employees must wash hands. Please use provided tissues for cleanup."

Wash.

Utilitarian design... Score one for Sisko's Mutherfuckin' Pimp Hand.

The Enterprise was never meant to be a warship, it was a ship for exploration that wore a gunbelt...

Technically, at least according to the original Star Trek blueprints from the 1970s, this is not true. In the blue prints they do show that indeed they had multiple transporters, including specialized ones just for handling large, bulky cargo.

Italics are more important than I thought when I woke up today.

You can't make a bible story about what you think the bible story is about and not what the actual bible story is about. Christians want to see what they read.

The Riker beard = transcends reality to celluloid & paint

We're done here...

Real Genius:

Skyfall is great, so is In Her Majesty's Secret Service, From Russia With Love.

Hugh Laurie as Arthur Dent.

"I love it when a plan comes together."

Ice Cube as BA Baracas for the A-Team reboot. Why was this not done????

Avery Brooks as Morpheus from the Matrix. He has so much more conviction and pragmatism than Lawrence Fishburne. I met Mr. Brooks once, and I totally forgot to tell him I felt he should have played the character. *silent weeping*

Stephen Colbert