And the fact that he won’t comment says a lot more about him than any statement he could make about the incident.

I’ll never be a huge fan of his music (was way to into punk when Slippery When Wet was released), but he’s been a good dude for a long, long time. And as I’ve aged, and become a true (transplanted) New Jerseyan, I’ve come to appreciate his music at least.

Not really into his music but great human being regardless.

Wish I could find a gif of the scene from The Expanse where a guy goes from a small fraction of C to zero in about 3 inches and splats all over the camera. 

I assume “HMS Doomed” and “HMS Fucked” were already taken.

This rocks, actually

Once the Scion xB went out of production, they all migrated over to the Kia Soul and haven’t looked back. Honestly, it’s easy to see why. They are easy to get in and out of, still relatively analog, have enough room to pick up the grandkids and their strollers, and can be afforded on a tight social security budget.

That Koenigsegg shifter is brilliant.

wokeness “is fundamentally a lie, whereas great humor requires revealed truth,”

The MG Midget - because I owned one - or perhaps it owned me - for almost six years and because back then one could fill its tank with premium fuel for under $3.

Holy shit, thank God you are here. 

This article goes on and on and never really details what the sponsorship issue actually is. Oh, they filmed here, then there was a strike, which is over, none of which is relevant to the story.

I mean, being 7 years old (comparatively) was Hammond’s entire deal for years, so yeah.  That checks out.

Problem #1 - Many (most?) Americans are going to look at it, think “Toenail,” and buy a CR-V.  They won’t even get far enough to find out if the thing is any good.

Large shark fins are the answer.

More B-5

exit to a screen that simply states “You Dead.”

And yet the bell end in charge of this project was the thick one.

And yet, you clicked, and then clicked again to comment. Jalopnik thanks you for your support.

I think the real problem here is that company recently surrounded by a giant cloud of sexual assault allegations having a quest whose objective is making sure a sexual assault continues to happen is just a tad gauche.