The statue was clearly not complying with police instructions to “show me your hands” and “put your hands on your head” at the same time.

On one hand, I see Trump’s reasoning for cancelling flights in retaliation, I’m also not that opposed to a slow-down in international flights during this pandemic.

As callous as it sounds, I'm feeling like the right answer is to just step aside and let them have what they want. I'll be fine and so will most of my family. I've got kin and friends who want to run headlong into the great unknown, and I aim to let them. 

This is what a true hero looks like, not some idiot storming a courthouse with an AR15 because he can’t get a mullet, or idiot leaders who want people to literally risk their lives to stimulate the economy.

I just want to express my sympathy for the public affairs officials who had to spend their work day trying to officially determine the sex of a dog.

I’m pretty comfortable at this point thinking of Peter Thiel and Mark Zuckerberg as the same person. Facebook has spent over $12 million lobbying congress this year, including many prominent Dems. I have a feeling that the ‘Are we the baddies?” conversation happened a long time ago, and the answer was “Who gives a…

Could you perhaps not refer to this as “New Jersey Police” and vaguely saying that events occurred in “New Jersey,” bodies were found in “New Jersey” after the first couple of sentences? It doesn’t take that much more real estate to mention where, specifically, these events happened in New Jersey. The police…

I feel that Carson really blew the lid off that whole “brain surgeons are smart” myth.

More efficient encoding, new distribution methods, etc... any of the million and a half reasons behind the like 6 layers of video formats we’ve gone through in the past 20 years seem like potentially valid concerns.

Came here for this and thought I’d find more. 

Others questioned if there was an audience “for this kind of thing” or whether anyone other than moms would listen.

That’s true! We were all forced to stop using hairspray, while it could be our saving grace! 

Duh bro. That’s why screen doors are so effective...

Even Trump had a “what the hell is he talking about?” look on his face there. 

Howell is careful to point out that his examination of pop culture isn’t designed to tear movies apart for bending the rules of real-world science.

When I saw them run out, my first thought was that streaker interviewed on last week’s episode of Criminal.