So that women have a place to play and compete without having to deal with death threats from incels.

That’s why he’s teaming up with Hooters, and Mike Lindell will provide the seat cushions.

No, this is not acceptable. I was very nice to Mary Barra. I was nice to her and I got her ventilators when she needed them. Now I doubt she could pass a conative test. Follow me here, one of my final acts at president will be to abolish GM (and failing Jalopnik).

We probably are wrong, but hell, 2020 doesn’t pitch us many soft curves like this. Let’s enjoy.

I live in Detroit, Michigan. I am glad to have voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. I am very pleased that they have won the 2020 Presidential election. (And, yes, I will continue to vocally advocate for issues important to me. Being active doesn’t just end with an election.)

Why? Because he gives them the confidence that they too, being completely incompetent, could hold the most powerful position in the world.

The statue was clearly not complying with police instructions to “show me your hands” and “put your hands on your head” at the same time.

As callous as it sounds, I'm feeling like the right answer is to just step aside and let them have what they want. I'll be fine and so will most of my family. I've got kin and friends who want to run headlong into the great unknown, and I aim to let them. 

This is what a true hero looks like, not some idiot storming a courthouse with an AR15 because he can’t get a mullet, or idiot leaders who want people to literally risk their lives to stimulate the economy.

I just want to express my sympathy for the public affairs officials who had to spend their work day trying to officially determine the sex of a dog.

Could you perhaps not refer to this as “New Jersey Police” and vaguely saying that events occurred in “New Jersey,” bodies were found in “New Jersey” after the first couple of sentences? It doesn’t take that much more real estate to mention where, specifically, these events happened in New Jersey. The police…

I feel that Carson really blew the lid off that whole “brain surgeons are smart” myth.

Others questioned if there was an audience “for this kind of thing” or whether anyone other than moms would listen.

That’s true! We were all forced to stop using hairspray, while it could be our saving grace! 

Duh bro. That’s why screen doors are so effective...