So, literally just parroting Trump. What a shock!

So that women have a place to play and compete without having to deal with death threats from incels.

Hi, Im a witchdoctor.

Because Valve isn't a big company??

That’s why he’s teaming up with Hooters, and Mike Lindell will provide the seat cushions.

Justify it however you want, it’s not going to stop the right from using it to pick off their political opponents when they come back into power. This is an escalation whether you want to admit it or not. I fully expect Ilhan Omar and AOC getting expelled in 2023. 

He’s bringing a pillow to a legal gunfight.

American trampolines are woven out of a high-tensile, flexible material previously only used on the space shuttle. It makes amazing trampolines, but sometimes causes people to jump higher and higher with no way to stop. When that happens, shooting the trampoline is the only way to save them.

I’ll continue to encourage each and every one of you to exercise personal responsibility and make smart choices.

No, this is not acceptable. I was very nice to Mary Barra. I was nice to her and I got her ventilators when she needed them. Now I doubt she could pass a conative test. Follow me here, one of my final acts at president will be to abolish GM (and failing Jalopnik).

We probably are wrong, but hell, 2020 doesn’t pitch us many soft curves like this. Let’s enjoy.

I live in Detroit, Michigan. I am glad to have voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. I am very pleased that they have won the 2020 Presidential election. (And, yes, I will continue to vocally advocate for issues important to me. Being active doesn’t just end with an election.)

Now I’m confused. The election tampering I’d like to report involves closing down and impairing the function of the United States Postal Service shortly before the election, as well as a widespread misinformation campaign about the integrity of the Post Office and voting by mail.

Why? Because he gives them the confidence that they too, being completely incompetent, could hold the most powerful position in the world.

Your reaction has me stumped.