f**k yo couch! Im Rick James B*tch!

“ballsackery” adding that to the urban dictionary!

Please tell me this is not a “thing’

The ones that did it for me:

Not any more!.. Ive seen a few of these “hellhawks around.. AWD and Ballz.. It shouldnt cost that 40Gs to get a jeep into the 10s tho.. The last one I saw raced a bunch of exotics and fawkin slaughtered everyone that showed up to the line.. Im from the Bowtie LSX gang but with Mopar I gotta put some RESPECK on it!

you havent seen the Godzuki Miata I assume..

So THAT explains it!.. My dog isnt domesticated.. She absolutely hates it when I lick her face..

we would be STOOPID to invade Iran... why? Straits of Hormuz.. natural chokepoint..one way in .. hope you get out.. both sides lined with exocet missiles that take out carriers in short order...

Pourin some liquor for the Big Homie Tilikum! Ride or Die!

My vette acts like I fed it oatmeal and told it was pudding if I put regular in there.. I dont normally fill my tank anyway (just to get me there and back) dont need that $$$ sitting in the tank if Im not driving it..

glances at a long, cylindrical item made of an alien metal in the tomb of fucking Merlin and is the middle of a giant fucking alien spaceship on the bottom of the fucking ocean and comes to the immediate fucking conclusion it can’t possibly be anything but a fucking stick and throws it away.

Be like Mike!

I just recently traded my 1994 “damn that optispark” C4 for a 2000 C5 and its IS my daily driver! Id be damned to buy a car to sit in it and make engine noises while playing an Mp3 of the Speed Racer Theme.. Only thing Ive done is the sound system (that bose stereo system is junk) and added 6500 watts to go with my…

“Oh, the President thinks its “bothersome” that Robert Mueller is friends with James Comey.”

No more bothersome than him being buds, homies or road dawgs with Putin.. but thats none of my business..

Now theres a name drop from way back..

yeah that was a snarky move.. @bbbbbbrtttt take another swig of that hater-ade why dont cha...

I totally missed that part.. I remember the flute teaching tho..

Good lord sweet jesus how long did that take to do??

or the Dems because they lost the election..

I honestly don’t think the Russians actively colluded with him, possibly duped his associates but not him, he’s far too stupid for that level of subterfuge.

There.. I fixed it for you..