To which I say for the umpteenth time, "man, fuck the X-Files."

They actually showed cigarette smoking man being burned down to a skeleton, just to prove 'no seriously, he's really dead'

Stan Lee hasn't created a stand up classic since Ravage 2099

You're going to talk about booster and not how Booster is Rip's father?

Who cares about dumb time travel when we get AWESOME Rogue's Gallery origin?

Then it's okay that they cast Johnny Depp as Tonto?

That's why the end of the book sucks so hard. Just name-dropping and yelling about how great it all is. It's like the end of that South Park episode where Kenny leads the armies of Heaven, only it wasn't a joke

The A. V. Club

Vibe? Ew.

I thought it was really weird she was playing a 2DS.

So ash vs Freddy vs Jason?

He da bes

But then I'd have to read Kotaku…

My brain went to the wrong place at "unnecessary periods".

Yeah, MILES MORALES will be in the new spider-man movies, tobey gets fucked up in Civil war

That's why I'm sticking with my Tobey Maguire is back theory, he shows up when things get serious and/or dump truck full of money

That's what captain America: civil war is about.

Using others to propagate themselves into like-minded robot people.

The only fucking here will be done with the source material

Fox paying attention to source material that's comic books? Lulz