you were the only one!

...that’s an enemy gunship...

I’m Brian Fellows and Welcome to Safari Planet: Survival Edition!

I refuse to listen. It demanded I install some silly app.

fuck the Crans, with their Big League equipment and aluminum baseball bats.

Man that accent is atrocious. Couldn’t you find an actual Australian to review this in australian?

That chart sucks.

very cutting edge

it is nice to remind the fat people that they are, in fact, fuckable. this article was actually a public service. no seriously. this is a terrible planet, and sometimes we need to get a little raw and flush. Direct, as it were. And now off to see the crazy people doctors.

tell a man what you want. be clear, concise, and unambiguous, and you maybe won’t need articles like these.

so someone found a dirty dreamcast in an ashtray? I mean, it looks like a lot of work went into it, but it looks like something we’d see in someone’s closet.

weed goes in here

This guy wrecked my entire Party in Lisa. I should have heeded the warning sign “strong men only”.

Germany or Florida? come on, when it is ever Germany?

That’s either Waluigi, or a perverted Mario from a sick and twisted alternate dimension.

I think it looks cool.

oh dear god

I am actually literaly dead.

How do I look guys? Cool, right? Bird like? I believe I can fly.

that’s the joke. This would be a horrible photo, even with some picture perfect model pretending to be some barefoot bird dressed in the most drab blue jeans and shirt finery ever. But instead lets get the pudgy, non-photogenic creator to pose in the horrible photo composition, for reasons. Its like they wanted to put…