lol, I used to think I knew, then I knew I didn’t know. so unless she’s actually grabbing me around the arm and pulling me somewhere, I assume we’re just friendly.

All I can do is feel my face get warm and then apologize and hang my head in shame. I’ve been mistaken before.

yeah it’s legal in America. “yeah, hi. how was the weekend? anyway so we have a new project we want you to be in charge of. There is a closet full of dusty broken shit? we want you to clean it up. Then the office downstairs needs to be cleaned out. All those files and papers. And you’ll be working with the cleaning…

yeah whoda thunk a soda machine could support apartheid and racial violence?

I’m a beer connoisseur and I’ve never heard anyone say that Miller High Life was a bad beer. Budweiser? Yes. Bud Light? Yes. St Pauli Girl? Yes. Miller High Life was just sort of...there. And damned tasty if I had to be honest about it. Especially in the glass bottle. Drink on. Stay away from that Heineken stuff.

Zur-En-Arrh? Do you think they’re ready to go that deep?

there is actually an excitebike clone with Mario characters. I think it was a limited release Nintendo bundle game.

exactly what I was saying.

its a terrible port, and a terrible game, but a curator and atari fan is speaking through the eyes of love. I mean, look at the damned thing. It’s using substitute sprites because its still in alpha. The speed was never super great on the 2600, so that’s nice that they were on the right track with this one,…

Rest in Peace Iwata. I will understand.

“It brings up interesting debate. So I think you will always be—there will be a time in history where whatever you were you are. Whatever you will be going forward that is what you will become.”

Batman died and left Superman all his stuff. Except most of his stuff was stolen by criminals in that masterful scheme the Joker pulled. So there’s some left over gear, an offline computer, and Alfred.

hello? have we got news for you. yes. since the late 60s we have had working particle cannons. Note i said working, not efficient, or practical.

Firewall? make it out of wood. More free weight for armor. We can replace the pilot anytime.

Can I get this in holographic form?

This is how they do it overseas.

slooowwwly reach for my meds. slowly realize the meds do nothing.

well the analog to mama’s boy is daddy’s girl, not girl with daddy issues, just so you remember. love and peace.

but....that is my fetish.

my good dude, this is a famously mislabeled video. The image is actually a scientist trying to catch an oversized alligator by a highway culvert. It does look green enough to be a golf course though. And watching a man frightened for his life is kind of funny.