yeah whoda thunk a soda machine could support apartheid and racial violence?

I’m a beer connoisseur and I’ve never heard anyone say that Miller High Life was a bad beer. Budweiser? Yes. Bud Light? Yes. St Pauli Girl? Yes. Miller High Life was just sort of...there. And damned tasty if I had to be honest about it. Especially in the glass bottle. Drink on. Stay away from that Heineken stuff.

Zur-En-Arrh? Do you think they’re ready to go that deep?

there is actually an excitebike clone with Mario characters. I think it was a limited release Nintendo bundle game.

exactly what I was saying.

its a terrible port, and a terrible game, but a curator and atari fan is speaking through the eyes of love. I mean, look at the damned thing. It’s using substitute sprites because its still in alpha. The speed was never super great on the 2600, so that’s nice that they were on the right track with this one,…

Rest in Peace Iwata. I will understand.

“It brings up interesting debate. So I think you will always be—there will be a time in history where whatever you were you are. Whatever you will be going forward that is what you will become.”

Batman died and left Superman all his stuff. Except most of his stuff was stolen by criminals in that masterful scheme the Joker pulled. So there’s some left over gear, an offline computer, and Alfred.

hello? have we got news for you. yes. since the late 60s we have had working particle cannons. Note i said working, not efficient, or practical.

Firewall? make it out of wood. More free weight for armor. We can replace the pilot anytime.

Can I get this in holographic form?

This is how they do it overseas.

slooowwwly reach for my meds. slowly realize the meds do nothing.

well the analog to mama’s boy is daddy’s girl, not girl with daddy issues, just so you remember. love and peace.

but....that is my fetish.

my good dude, this is a famously mislabeled video. The image is actually a scientist trying to catch an oversized alligator by a highway culvert. It does look green enough to be a golf course though. And watching a man frightened for his life is kind of funny.

Hey I was a great catcher. Baseball though. Softball catchers seem to be more like a gladitorial thing where you know you’re being punished and the threat of losing a tooth is high.

no..no..no! the skitty belongs *on* the Wailord. Ok. Do it over from the beginning.

half a million dollars in 30 minutes.