Mankind has finally invented the blowjob machine. Just in time for the end of the world.

He should be honored by the death threats. It shows his readers give a damn about what he's doing. I wish *I* received death threats. Death threats mean you care.

Sagan wasn't perfect, and very well may have sold out at the end. I don't worship at his altar, and I wonder about anyone else who does.

heh, about as accurate as the game players will get. They're not sleeping in bivy tents and digging holes to poop in if that's what you're getting at.

kirby is obviously a thing. I'm beginning to doubt that you get it, actually.

Yes, for real. War is a thing. Going into a Zoo, armed like a Navy SEAL is noT a thing!1

guys, racism is over, get with it.

America isn't ready for a black video game protagonist.

No. How about no? No it is then.

Vehicles can be cute. Machines have personality, even if it's just a reflection, it's still theirs...temporarily. So why not. Mankind has been imbuing animus into inanimate tools for many thousands of years, so why not a mech?

What's Holly going to say if the answer isn't in that big book?

That dog just promotes hatred against hipsters.

it's ponies all the way dooowwwwnnnn hahahaha

just get used to the idea that people are just as likely to fart on you as they are to say hello, depending on their mood. These people don't care to find out, they heard from a "friend" called media that grown men were playing with dolls and that this is the new worst thing in the world. Life is too short to stop…

Call me a pedo and I'll just call you a dickhead. And no, I'm definitely not a pedo, but you are currently and perhaps willfully ignorant. What the hay is wrong with you. Comparing people who watch a cartoon to people who have sex with children. You need to perhaps get your head out of your rear and realize that the…

This is the Batman I prefer. Not that New 52 madness.

it'll be fine. And if it isn't, it'll just end up on the internet as a Beta and people will mod it and play ponies forever. If Hasbro was smart, they'd see that as a win-win, and don't start any trouble where there isn't any.

He said gamers, but he meant dickheads :)

Hah, effectively they called the police on themselves. They really are three stooges.

NO! Never forget Megaman Legends. Never forgive. Unless, you know, they eventually put out another Megaman LEgends Gigantic World game on a console I happen to own at the time. Or on PC...ohhhhh... Someone at Capcom would probably have to die of old age first...so I'm not holding my breath.