“The bad guys need to know that the police are watching and that you’re leaving a digital footprint everywhere you go. We will find you.”

I feel like Congo should be in here somewhere.

I love that you described a movie in the “worst” category as “mid”, which should literally by definition place it in “so-so”.

What? No love for Richard Chamberlain?

Except replace Rachel Weisz.

Just because one iconic character is, himself, an imitator, doesn’t mean that he can’t be successful enough to spawn even more imitators (who may or may not even know the original crop exists).

...huh. Never thought about that before, but you know? I think you’re completely spot on. Even starts with an archaeological excavation and everything!

How could you forget Sahara!!

Where in the actual fuck is the Librarian (movie, tv movies, and series)?! 

The old Universal and Hammer movies are straight-up horror. There are hardly any action-adventure elements. The 1999 Mummy and its sequel* owe more to ‘80s movies like Raiders and Ghostbusters.

No Red Notice? It even has Nazis.

Romancing the stone is missing also.....

Sir, you don’t understand. He took MONEY. From RICH people.

i know fans aren’t owed a conclusion, but i’m glad he posted it -- was enough to let me stop caring about getting an official ending 

I’m glad he mentioned not loving mixing Portal and HL into one story. The tone just never really matched and while it was a fun little easter egg for Portal, it’s goofy for Half Life. 

TLoU was developed in-house by Sony, by an in-house team, from scratch. Halo was stolen from the people by Microsoft, and now they want to steal even more IP/franchises too. Fuck them. Don’t let them.

In gaming, Sony is ‘the first of us’

I came in here expecting some absurdly Activision-Blizzard-King level of homophobia or something and instead I got ...this?

I mean, people are going on homophobic screed rants about this show and this is supposedly the most egregious thing.

I mean, it’s also not a great comparison. Sony Pictures is the result of years of experience and acquisitions in film development. Microsoft only seems slightly more interested than Nintendo in having a fully functioning film studio.
Also it’s Vertical expansion (at most) instead of Horizontal (as far as their comment…

Didn’t they kill off Michael Pitt’s character on Boardwalk because he was a pain to work with?