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Grimfella
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I though Sleeping Beauty was about date rape and Snow White about necrophilia.

Nice link, followed by a seizure attack?

I though you meant, drink wine, eat roasted pig and fornicate all night long, with the occasional fight thrown in.

The Spartacus workout sounds better fight in the afternoon, sex all night, sleep in the morning, where do i sign up?.

I put my refund into a savings account and use it only for vacations to exotic islands, or England, i have big numbers in my savings but i still like a big refund.

Spiders are vegetables now?, can i put them in my salad as a bacon replacement?, I NEED TO KNOW!.

Pull out method seldom works.

Breast augmentation plastic surgery is one of the most common procedures performed annually by members of the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

I love the easy to open lid

YOU FOUND IT!, i'll give you 50 bucks for it.

I think it was supposed to be the branch of truth, or staff, but hey broke a chair and used that instead, funny part that was.

They didn't have holograms back then to help him disguise his way out.

Who uses wallpaper in this day and age?.

I kept screaming, "GET YOUR FRONT LEGS OUR FIRST, YOUR GONNA HIT YOUR HEAD", then it was "NOT ON THE SAME SIDE YOU IDIOT, LEFT AND RIGHT, THEN PULL, STUPID BUG".

You're right i should have learnt to write instead.

Just as long as they make me jump, i love to get the heart racing, like when you turn around nothings there and the you look back...BAM, something is standing there, even if it's just a residual image of the person that lived there.

I hate the fact that it's always the same voices, kills it for me, like watching a movie tanslated to spanish, same dead voices, including a female doing the skinny non action guys voice, i cringe at dubs.

Sounds good, but remember to add some sort of danger factor, evil ghosts, soul collectors that dislike you, something like that.

Apparently he has no use for a laser pointer, who needs safety, bet his power point presentations keep everyone awake.

Was that supposed to be a song?