Dear Square Enix,

Wait, so when a young black mom does it, it’s “child abandonment” ... but when my young white mom did it ... 5 days a week, it was called being a “latch key kid”?

By my math, this young woman had two children before she was even a legal adult—it’s staggering to think of how profoundly our society failed her and her children, that she had to leave her children alone in a motel to go work a job. It is shameful that this kind of shit is so common.

I think my oldest brother was 8 years old the first time my parents left us home alone. But then I’m a Boomer, and running around unsupervised was pretty much the norm.

Just watch ‘Lassie’ sometime. You’ll see.

Notably, the trailer appears to show some formerly white characters now portrayed by Asian actors.

Your comment is funny.

Ccccccombo breaker!!!! My favo part of Street Fighter!

I think you might be confusing Chun-Li with King from Tekken. Chun-Li was in Soul Calibur.

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.

Dad the whole purpose of the trip was to get away from you. 

I feel like Ted Cruz’s super power is that he’s incapable of feeling shame or embarrassment. I remember how he refused to endorse Trump at the RNC. He stood on that stage looking all smug and smarmy then a few months later he was making GOTV calls for Trump. Trump insulted his wife and father but still Ted fell in…

I think that’s rather unlikely

Then you just leave and wait for the feds to fix it while you’re gone. Then you say you didn’t see any feds here fixing shit, we did it ourselves, and keep going.

Guess Scarlett Johansson wasn’t available.

The greatest state in the greatest country in the world

I’ve been calling him Ted “I got secrets can’t leave Cancun” Cruz all day and I’m disappointed that it hasn’t taken off. Folks must not be Nelly enthusiasts.

Thoughts & prayers from his college roomate:

Friends. I have returned to confirm Mara is indeed in the game.

Royal. Easy. You intended will understand. 

Shagging your female teacher who is heavily, heavily implied to be in coerced sex work after hours.