I’ve been saying for years that treason is such a nothing. I guess everyone just had to hear it from a Trump.

Had this happen to me. Thankfully, no bunnies died. They were nesting in a divot, just low enough. But I did take some skin off one of their thighs and scared it half to death. It didn’t move for about five minutes, but then scampered off into the woods to join its family. A happy ending, just barely!

Normally, I’m not one to point out typos, but this one made me doubt everything I knew about the world for a moment, so:

You know, I was just asking my mechanic the other day why he preyed on people with vehicles in need of maintenance for financial gain. He was wearing jeans, so I also told him he was contributing to a toxic stereotype about mechanics.

I’ve been holding out on getting this console to see what kind of games it would get, but it looks like they’re finally starting to flesh out the library . Might be time to take the leap into 16-bit!

It’s not a strategy. It’s expression.

WTF!? Every time I buy a used GTA game, the meth’s already been smoked.

It’s telling that he interpreted her as defending Obamacare and not, say, humane treatment of the sick and elderly.

Republican (v): the act of blaming constant failure on everything but one’s own policies.

I am a married male who had lunch recently with a female business acquaintance. She is a lesbian.

Let’s remember this isn’t a victory for Democrats; it’s a victory for Americans. Republicans have no fucking clue how to improve our healthcare system, but have been pretending for years that they did. Now they are dead to rights.

can we depend on Trump for anything

I dunno, Ryan. Changing “proof of impotency” to “a disappointing day” sounds an awful lot like sugar coating.

Those lily-white delegators never could keep pace with his big head.

They should schedule their employees in advance to meet their customers’ needs. If they need/decide to make a schedule change at the last minute, employees who are affected by that change deserve to be compensated for having to drop their own plans, interrupt their own schedules, to accommodate. Workers in low-wage,…

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

It’s not complicated at all. In the aggregate, Americans are craven fucking morons who don’t know what’s best for them, and so have elected other craven fucking morons to make decisions about their well-being at every level of government. Those empowered craven fucking morons are now behaving on an instinctual level…

He also has bluntly and recently stated that he doesn’t give a shit about comic book movies anyway, so like, why give him one?

I’m starting to long for those days when we were naive enough to think Jeb! would be the Republican frontrunner. If only it had been true. We’re sorry, baby! Please come back!

He did indeed. And Trump advocated targeted assassinations of suspected terrorists’ families. They are both terrible.