Oh, come on. My crippling alcoholism is a fine religion, if you ask me.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

So wait...when comparing hillary and trump the presidency doens’t matter so who cares how you vote....but then it magically does count when it is between hillary and bernie? You don’t get to have it both ways and have the position mean only mean something when your guy could get it.

Its not so much that he’s still in the race. But, the fact that he continues to incite such rabid distrust of Clinton is major problem. Even worse, he’s not correcting some of his more fanatical supporters when they repeat GOP lies about Clinton or say that she’s not a liberal. This is a major problem. And its…

I’m fine with him staying in through the final few primaries, but I agree, he needs to tone it down. I understand that he never considered the Democratic Party as anything more than a rental, but he shouldn’t be ripping up the floor boards as his lease expires.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

D’Angelo Russell chose #0 because that’s the number of people who can defend him. Finally, he’s right!

You must not have had the displeasure of reading Shank’s word vomit. Making that complaint about the Patriots sounds exactly like a column he would write.

If they don’t win a title this year it’s likely due to something like the San Antonio Spurs who are also an incredible team, not a mystical force punishing hubris.

I know that play is more iconic because of the timing and Cam not going for the fumble, but as a former collegiate defensive end (WELL LADEEDAAAA) his strip sack for the touchdown in the first quarter is one of the best defensive plays I’ve ever seen. To beat a tackle that badly then have the wherewithal to process…

I am a big fan of Serial. I don’t believe he got a fair trial and he deserves one. I don’t believe the prosecutors proved their case beyond a reasonable doubt.