I used to work with a very attractive Brazilian man. His name was Rafael but to me he will always be Captain Shiny Hair

And both groups of people are products of a lot of interracial mixing. In other words, racists aren’t just ugly on the inside.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

We’re the ones who need asylum from her.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

That’s the best kind of feminist. One whose interests have nothing to do with the feminist movement but just plain fair treatment of everybody including those who happen to be female.

My late husband fought the salary sharing ban on aerospace in the 80s and 90s by simply sharing his salary with all of his peers every time it changed. It irked his bosses but theY never retaliated because his skills were valuable.

Brutaler.

This actually made me cry. I am crying.

Real Chrome - a thing of beauty!

Have I got some stories for you...

Possibly, but I’ve never read the manual to know it.

Are you a shitty washing machine owner?

Just don’t stare too long

But when you have a guy let you cut in heavy traffic

I’m big on doing the thumbs up/down to people the way Gladiator did it

I still love mine.

Or maybe just don’t do those other things.

I want a system that reorients all my mirrors right back into other driver’s eyes. See how they like it.