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Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking cats on my motherfucking plane!

This is normally handled by the CAT warning system. I suspect the fuse was blown.

At least it wasn’t

That reminds me of this only with fur.

I’m sexy and I know it.

Hey Tesla

Paul Jones has asked the Pentagon Papers to please be returned. We don’t need GM’s permission to publish newsworthy information.

No worries, bro, relatively humidity of under 70% can create weird burbling around the rear deck and mess with the downforce, plus I bet this one had the 24mm rear swaybar and not the beefier 27mm version, plus tire pressure over 30psi and the GoPro blocking your peripheral vision and bad flashbacks from Virginia and

Was it because the tire pressure wasn't verified by a digital gauge, or because you just simply couldn't see the outside world from inside one of those things?

I interviewed with Riot a couple years back for a position in accounting/finance. They told me they routinely worked 60 hours a week but had a “work hard, play hard” attitude, which is basically just shitty workplace code for “you’re gonna regret this when you’re hating your life in two months.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

when they tell u that guac costs extra

“She needs to give up that dream like yesterday.”

He saw you were thirsty and possibly hungry... Dude, you were chased by Chief Wiggum.

how to get away with broken turn signals: