I’m definitely playing this game as a black kid. Does that make me racist since I think the struggle will be more fun? Oh god.

Look at what she’s doing and assume it’s all calculated. She’s going to run for president in 2024. She may even win, too.

Because she’s going to run for president in 2024.

Barely. The rider wouldn’t be able to pick him up and carry him like that with one arm, after impaling him with a lance that’s only supported by a hand grip. But video games, I guess.

I like how the guy getting impaled has almost no mass, and the rider’s spear and arm are barely even moved. That guy must be jacked.

Wait wait wait. Did you intentionally make your guy look like Zack De La Rocha and Tom Morello in the Battle of East Asia poster? LMAO perfect.

What the sun would look like from Mercury. During the Golden Age, humanity had the technology to move planets into more habitable orbits. Not sure why you’d want to move Mercury closer, and practically inside the Sun’s corona.

There she is. The leader of the free world! Science bless her.

Relic’s take on DoW3: Let’s ignore everything that made our other games good.

A real Age of Empires game? Not some shitty browser game? Not some god forsaken MMO bullshit? I’ll remain skeptical until I see gameplay, thank you.

Good lord. Look at this fuck. I can’t even

I came here for the brother-on-brother violence and left disappointed.

I’m convinced this is the very reason that Valve was giving no questions asked refunds for Steam purchases. I played the game 8+ hours and still got a refund for it, as did many others. In the form I put that it was falsely advertised. This video is proof enough to be grounds for a lawsuit if they refused to refund…

I reserved mine a few minutes after they revealed it. TBH I’m not upset that I’m not getting it quickly. It’ll give them time to work out issues and save me the headache of having to go through various recalls. Or if it’s a shit car, I can just cancel the reservation.

Ah I see your ‘Fuck you, I’ve got mine’ mentality peeking through. Maybe you can change jobs really easily and supplicate your new overlord for adequate healthcare, but not everyone can.

Ah yes, the gospel of supply-side Jesus. That particular passage warms the heart.

Because having your employer involved in your healthcare isn’t creepy to you? Get employers out of healthcare.

I have a sample blister pack of Viagra I got about 8 years ago. Expiration date on it is sometime in 2012. Took one a few months back and it still worked great! I wonder if it being in a blister pack may have something to do with it still working, or if the expiration date is just bogus as the article suggests.

I wish I had a foot fetish. I could go to the beach and just look at the bare feet all day and get the same experience I would have in a strip club.