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No. You should be ASHAMED of your evolutionary desire to mate. It should be buried and suppressed until a woman decides you're allowed to bring it forth. Your subconscious judgment of her breast size and hip-to-waist ratio as being optimal for child-bearing is a dirty, dirty part of you and you're a bad person for

But he and many like him will be dead soon (autoerotic asphyxiation).

I'm willing to bet money that most of you going on about the WNBA can't be bothered to sit down and watch a full game, let alone support the league with your dollars by attending games and buying merchandise. In your heart you're completely bored by the sport but you're so eager to use it as some sort of sounding

Okay I missed that part somehow. My bad. Lets think of how that whole process would work out.

Beyoncé is worshipped too so you're wrong. The site even adds the accent over the e at the end of her name when you type it out. That's how much they lick her asshole.

Indeed. Let's give more money to the owners and the NBA itself. 30 billionaires is way preferable to 450 millionaires.

The WNBA isn't popular simply because women don't care enough about it to watch it. Nothing is stopping you from having a big ol party the next time the Atlanta Dream plays against the Los Angeles Sparks. Maybe you'll start a new trend! Most likely though, you'll be bored off your ass because you don't like

If women actually watched the WNBA like men watch the NBA, then they would be paid the same amount because advertisers would be throwing money at them. Since the majority of women don't seem to give a shit about watching women's basketball, that's not the case.

Good luck getting Sears to ship out that product. Those orders are going to be cancelled, if they haven't already.

What's interesting is you'll see the statistic '47% of gamers are female' thrown around a lot. If that 47% was truly putting their cash into the industry in the same manner as the 53% of males, you would see more games designed specifically to cater to that very large percentage.

The action that's happening doesn't seem like a lot of action at all. It looks like a lot more people who are being paid to complain, rather than actually doing something.

Go for it. If it was what the majority would pay for, developers would have made games like that already. If 47% of gamers really are female, then this should be a no-brainer, right? They'll open their wallets and buy that shit up because that's exactly what they want, right?

It shall be spent on plaid shirts.

Exactly. Don't complain, because it gets you nowhere. Take action and do something about it, rather than being the stereotypical internet slacktivist.

My religion (one I made up, like all other religions) demands that I not fight in war and murder people. By paying taxes, I am indirectly financing murder and war. By their logic, I should be protected from paying taxes on religious grounds.

Doxxing and harassment? Sheesh, will #gamergate EVER stop???!??!?!one!

The joke is that Lorde looks old. While it may be funny to you, it's surely hurtful to her, even though she has surely heard it and probably shrugs it off when she's in public view. It's just as bad as slut-shaming but for some reason it gets a pass here.

Slut-shaming is wrong but age-shaming gets you many stars. That's my Jezebel!

I for one DEMAND his next shirt be covered in modest Amish ladies. The female form is simply too shameful to be displayed so brazenly. If it is not properly covered, it may drive men, enslaved by their own lusts, to heinous acts of rape and moral depravity. If only we could come up with some sort of garment that