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"You know, LIKE ON AN AIRPLANE."

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

I tried to order a "Veggie & cheese" sub at Subway once, "but hold the cheese" because I hate process cheese and really my PMS just wanted a lot of olives and bread. Holy shit they would not let me NOT have the cheese. "It comes with cheese" "Yes I know, but I don't want it, just the veggies" "but it comes with…

That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

I sincerely hope you're a troll. The story clearly stated that this restaurant chain had an allergy menu (so it shouldn't have been a problem), plus it WASN'T gluten that the kid was allergic to. The family was not rude or demanding from what the story said. The server and cook who came out and kept believing the kid…

I'm back! I told my husband his kosher story was such a hit before, he volunteered one even I had no clue about, so here it is:

I went to Taco Bell and asked for an item without meat. The counter guy, looking at that menu board cash register thing they have, asked "Um...do you want it without beef, or without chicken?"

It's like PIGlio griglio.

We had been on the road for several days, and had our fair share of the standard franchise food, so went a little off our beaten path with this choice

It kind of sounds to me like they killed the employees/had them tied up in the back but had to serve people to avoid suspicion. Or aliens.

Ah, Waffle House. I was driving from New York to New Orleans about a decade ago, and I stopped at a Waffle House somewhere in Tennessee. At the time, I was wearing a leather jacket and some Sketchers loafers; nothing fancy or weird, but the Sketchers were a little futuristic looking at the time. I sat at the counter…

We have a little cafe/food service dispensary in the break room of my office that offers the general sort of thing you'd expect at a lunch counter in a corporate office. Breakfast sandwiches and an occasional omelet in the morning, burgers and fries at lunch, etc.

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

ALL THE OLD FASHIONED CANDIES AND WEIRD STUFF.

I would have gone with Superman instead of Power Girl as the first thing that pops into my head when thinking about super powers.

This statement reminded me of an episode of the podcast Song Exploder I listened to recently. The song was "The Commander Thinks Aloud" by the band The Long Winters. The lead singer wrote it about the Columbia disaster. The last lyric of the song is "This is all I wanted to bring back to you," and he said it was about…

do you want them back or

She won't be first though