THAT READER WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I'm an Aussie from Melbourne- Australia's coffee capitol (and some say wanker Capitol)

Whatever.

salt

+1000000000000000000 internets

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

I had a Mirena... Till it failed and I ended up with an ectopic pregnancy :/

"It's so crazy this copper hook thing we designed to go up in you is effective! Try it today" -doctors

This is, without a doubt, one of the most wonderful things I've ever seen in my entire life. You can't make shit like this up.

<Cries into a thermos monogrammed K.D.*> That was beautiful.

Interesting use of a photo.

Next time I go to a Japanese restaurant I'm going to point at the tempura and say "Gimme one of them free lattes."

I have been wondering about this since the day I started doing these.

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

Kitchenette's new tag line should be "GLUTEN... IT'S CARCASS FREE!"

You shouldn't make fun of those commenters. They might come from somewhere that doesn't value common sense.

Ooh boy I can't wait for the arguments people make trying to defend laundry detergent lady. SOME PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR HIGH-CLASS FANCY KITCHEN STORES AND SO MISTAKE THEM FOR TRADER JOE'S ALL THE TIME! MAYBE SHE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE WHERE COOKING OIL LOOKS LIKE OUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT! IT IS…

this is everything to me

"VERY allergic to gluten"

Dumb customer (me) anecdote time.