I do this too. Several months ago I ordered a few delivery pizzas when I had friends over and we tipped the driver 20%, what I thought was the standard amount. He got wide-eyed looking at the receipt and thanked ms profusely for such a wonderful tip like I had given him $100 or something. I had to double check the…

If the writer had used male pronouns and a woman in the comments pointed it out (even in the most innocent and friendly way), you would tell her to chill out because the male pronouns aren't meant literally, it's just the standard default pronoun. Male pronouns are just always used as the generic.

Well. I think I speak for everyone here when I say NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE NOPE.

Ha! That's hilarious. I want to go to your Caucasian Town.

You just gave me an idea:

Your screenname is killing me, because it reminds me of how my sister used to have a BFF with the same first name in high school and my dad would call them "Sarah and Sarah 2: Electric Bugaloo." It eventually got shortened to just Bugaloo and resulted in such sentances as "Sarah's at the mall with Bugaloo" and "Ask…

Yes! That's what everyone seems to be missing from this movie: Nick is a monumental douche, but Amy is a complete psychopath. Like, a literal psychopath.

I saw Gone Girl and came into it with literally zero knowledge of the plot other than "Ben Affleck's wife disappears." I knew it was a super popular book with a twisty plot, so I intentionally tried to avoid any and all spoilers or mentions of the plot in any way.

Can we talk about how this school is called Devil's Lake High School?! What, are they on a Hellmouth or something? Sounds like the relative sluttyness of students' clothes should be the least of their worries. Maybe they should implement a dress code that includes silver crosses and strings of garlic, instead.

For some reason I'm getting Merle from Walking Dead (Michael Rooker) from this guy, which makes me excited and yet concerned for the puppies.

Oh man, the flannel is what cinches it for this one. This cabbie can get it because I love me some flannel.

When I was a kid my parents said Nick News was the Liberal Media's plot to brainwash the youth of America to follow the insidious Liberal Agenda and they didn't let me watch it.

I think this is awesome and will really help educate a lot of clueless younger people.

"Filed to: BABY SHOES NEVER WORN"

Ehh, no thanks. He's only nice to look at if you cover up his head. Poor guy's got a bad case of the Dumbface.

This is perfect.

Ahh but there's an obvious flaw in your "Michelle Obama kidnaps conservatives and harvests their skin for her robot leg" theory: it assumes she would have been able to find conservatives that matched her skin tone!

If someone says you look manly just punch 'em out with your impressive arm muscles.

I lost it at "they don't have very good website design." I can't even pinpoint why exactly that's so hilarious to me. Just the whole idea of you trying to get the gist of their point but failing because of their shitty websites is killing me. Like, yeah they're batshit insane and don't use logic but their WEB DESIGN!!

"The Nordic race of aliens are the good ones"??