Thank you for sharing this. I'm sorry that happened to you and your family, but now maybe your story will help someone else on here.

See, I was thinking more along the lines of Twatlate Chip or Mingerbread, but we all have our personal preferences.

More like a DELICIOUS medical condition, amirite??

Vulvadoodles is my stripper name.

My school does that too!! I asked a friend who worked for the Bursar and she said it had something to do with how the fees are charged for the school to process payments on Visa versus the others. Like, Visa's processing fees are calculated in a way that causes them to be disproportionately high for large purchases,…

I came here to say that, but you stole my thunder. I hope you're happy.

Country hip-hop is a thing, and it's called hick-hop. For reals. I wish I didn't know that, but I do, and now so do you.

Pretty much. I mean, who even reads hetero fanfic, anyway?? Khirk all the way.

A+ use of the crysturbating gif and perfect comment all around. I'm going to echo this with a resounding "what s/he said!!"

Rescue doxies FTW! I have three myself. They are awesome little weinerschnitzels and hearing about what happened to Mimi makes me want to travel to your town and seek Batman-style vengeance.

I am fascinated by this, in a horrified and confused kind of way. I am white, and as a side effect of living in a Midwestern suburb, a lot of my friends are white, and I've never personally witnessed someone ask a POC "what are you". But I know that obviously it happens ALL. THE. TIME. So what I want to know is, who…

I feel like you spend a lot of time standing in front of a full length mirror admiring your penis and testicles and telling yourself what a big strong manly man you are for not drinking cider.

Yep, Strongbow completely changed the recipe they sell in the US and I am extremely unhappy about it. Boycotting them forever.

This guy speaks the truth.

oh man, someone tell me where to get this in Ohio, because I can tell just from looking at that can that it'd be awesome.

Nooo, Strongbow changed their recipe in the US a couple months ago. They no longer make original Strongbow, just the Golden Apple and Honey Apple, both of which taste like Mott's apple juice with extra sugar. Strongbow is no longer dry at all and is sweet as hell, and I hate it. Bars in my town still stock it as "dry…