At first glance I thought it WAS the antenna! My first thought was “that’s not gonna fly”. Ba dum bump.

“A scam.” lol. Okay, bruh.

No offense, but could you perhaps direct that energy at someone scummier than Musk?...Perhaps someone involved in the GM fuckup?

Last I checked if you cash out stocks you pay income tax appropriate to the size of the cash out.

You could, you know, invest. Then you’ll only have to pay 10%.

By looking at this face, he clearly blows his entire salary on flying pizzas and board games.

Honeywell is actually pretty damn huge...

To give a bit of connection to Jalopnik: do you know Honeywell Turbo Technologies? You might them know as Garrett Engine Boosting Systems. Yes, that Garrett.

That third engine is being tested by Honeywell when they want to see in-air performance. They fly it out of PHX. The third engine can be on max power on the ground and the 757 wont move without its primary engines because its so large.

LOL. “This new antenna will make wifi......”

Good job getting Wes back to writing about bikes, I’ve missed him!

Two Wheels No Longer Bad

The italicized, slanted text is always the worst thing about Jalopnik photos.

the ones that come from the deranged and borderline mentally ill minds of those that write for the site. I want more of that

The King is dead, long live the King.

I love this. Torch is one of the best graphic designers around.

I’m just kidding. It all sounds good, I especially like the originality of the new reviews. Keep it up Travis and team!!