Alfas aren’t charming when it takes you two years to get your car in suitable shape to drive to the fucking Taco Bell.

Put a dashcam in it just to be safe from the escalation of this sort of size discrimination.

But look at that Mazda3 idiot!

is an eye sore to the neighborhood

I appreciate your life, Doug.

Dude’s got a Dart parked in a vacant lot with plates that expired during the Clinton administration and I’m the eyesore.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

is this Philly or Juarez? I expect Yul Brenner to come around the corner on horseback.

I actually think it’s an old guy who lives down the block and used to give us crap for parking. It ended when I lucked out and got the Pennsylvania vanity license plate “2”. I think he now thinks we are politically connected or something. But he probably doesn’t know the Hummer is mine.

Yea, you’re the problem, for sure.

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

The perpetrator...

The solution here is clear.

Neat Dart!

I grinned like an idiot when I saw the lede, I’m guessing they aren’t aware of your special set of skills

Dem steelies doe.

Yes, yes it is.

I think part of the appeal of the Model S and upcoming X is that they don't shout "Electric" or "I'm different!" They just look like....cars.

"We all" aren't going to do shit, because not all of us think that.