You were never told that, because you’re a fucking dickless clown.

Sure, keep telling yourself that.

The vast majority of Pewdiepie’s fans are children. And children are stupid. They’re not emotionally mature enough to fully grasp nuance or context. They see Jacksepticeye criticizing his actions while also voicing support, and all they understand is “Jacksepticeye talked shit about Pewdiepie.” They can’t see how…

Yeah but if you set a man on fire it will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Not really. It’s just reflecting that as you’ve enjoyed more success, you’ve also used government services more. Who do you think benefits more from our military? Executives at multinational corporations, whose trade routes are guarded by our armed services, or someone making 50k a year?

I pretty much agree with what HamNo wants, but continue to disagree with his pitch of how to achieve it. Trying to make a moral argument, as we just saw in November, does not work!

I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Here is a picture of a car:

That seems to be the go-to method for edgelords:

I applaud your utopianism, but it won’t happen (neither the young nor the old) for precisely the reason the reverse already happened.

Don’t play politics with service members lost lives you disrespectful dipshit.

GASP! It’s almost as if you can be legally/functionally blind but still have limited sight for things like movement, etc.!

But what ends up happening is that workplaces that were formerly forced to hire from a pool of unionized workers, and therefore had to collectively bargain, start hiring only non-union labor and the union eventually dies.

Default settings. You’re just blinded by the whiteness of these amazing teeth.

Jack Baker or his equally dangerous wife Marguerite will stalk around the house, slowly searching for the player. They cannot be killed

Look, asshole, I told you before we went to the party I was going to get shitfaced drunk, make a pass at the hostess in front of her husband, corner one of the black people so I could tell that killer Freddie Gray joke, drop a c-bomb on the first woman to reject my sloppy, hands advances (also the hostess - two birds…

Betsy DeVos should put this bear in charge of school art programs. Then shoot it.

Or maybe they were just trying to tell you about the spirits following you that you refuse to acknowledge! Would it hurt to buy an extra hot chocolate for your good spirit once in a while? Spirits love hot cocoa, too!

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now