Id like to see what your talking about in terms of sources. 75% seems ...excessive for predicting seat swings.

The safe..... I never thought to use the safe.

from 2014: Apparently it worked (sort of)

But will MY character look less like a tweaker on a binge? His stare freaks me out.

A space turtle

I picture myself finding a random baby, looking askance at it, and immediately putting it in a hamster ball. Not a bad idea really.

Otherwise known as the Starve the Beast strategy.