This understanding of "Slow Lane" and "Fast Lane" is like an evolving science. When driving in SoCal, I've steadily been making more passes in the far right lane than I do left. Slow drivers enter the highway, encounter invisible ghost cars going slower than them, and immediately jump 3 lanes over. At this rate,…

I have a life-long dream to make my own impromptu rally-course. Might have to work out a deal with some farmer, but it will come true.

How about GESTURE CONTROL KNOBS? You CAN turn them with your hand, but why would you when you can look like a struggling idiot?

Exactly what I was thinking. Its like "You can safety take a nap while driving, because the alarm clock feature has GESTURE CONTROLS."

Cheapens the design - looks like they're trying to make knock-offs of their own cars.

Its a cute little piggy. Hey piggy!. Sooooee! Here pig!

They're wearing a shirt that says "what has two thumbs and is a car enthusiast? THIS PERSON."

I don't remember taking any, but what I just watched has only one explanation: DRUGS.

From Waterworld. The pale guy is saying "Oh thank God."

Airborne asphalt? I would have never guessed. That would be a really original yet dull mystery movie plot ;)

Now that you put it that way...

This is a random jab - The RS6 (4 door and wagon, 100k+) picking a fight with an unfinished 50-60k sports car from America? Aren't there still M5s and E63 AMGs out there? Plus I seriously doubt this claim. "No match" would leave me to believe "in most categories of performance." Straight line? Maybe. Handling? …

Wow, I'm surprised how many still do. Unfortunately, its pretty limited in several states where you'd really want them - I grew up in MN and WI, and only non-residents can use them for short periods.

Have you ever considered working for DOT?

I wish studded tires were still legal. Probably hard on roads, but last time I checked they're in shitty condition anyway...

Time travel incident - someone went back and kicked the A7 green-light guy in the balls RIGHT when he was going to, well, green-light it. Look around, do you see any other A7's around? DO YOU?! Now its just an idea; a phantom of our minds and ghostly publications.

Classic.

When I lived in WI there was an unmarked blue Dodge Ram that made a killing. Saw him pulling people over ALL the time, the small-ish town never figured it out.

I see a future in marketing for these gents.

ZING!