I think there may have been a small glitch. I always go with the "show all replies" option when reading threads to avoid bombarding a post with repeat replies. When I hit the publish button, a bunsh of replies I hadn't seen before suddenly popped up. So sorry for all the repeats! I guess Kinja was constipated or…

According to this article, penetration was only ever threatened.

39. Jason Momoa

That's insulting to the bologna and Wonder Bread.

For the love of god CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR, DUDE.

What you just said!

You are far from alone. They're so popular that you can buy just the banana runts in bulk.

Truth.

Movie candy of choice.

All fans of Haribo need to make a pilgrimage to Bonn, Germany and visit their factory store. And I will shut the fuck up now about all this candy and go back to work.

Actually used crushed Jolly Ranchers to make stained-glass cookies. If nothing else, they were beautiful.

I do love the color though. (Crows are colored with a very dark green food coloring. The more you know!)

Too bad we can't all make good money just doing whatever the fuck we want.

Dragons aren't real?!!??! WELL F*&# YOU! (j/k)

Whoopi Goldberg's story about seeing Nichelle Nichols on Star Trek for the first time is classic. And the fact that Dr. King specifically asked her to reconsider quitting the series is . . .profound.

I choked up in a couple of places. First time too!

I think I just did! XD

I love you, Bryan, but it's still too soon for light green shirts.

"Things That Burt Reynolds Would Look Cool Wearing"

Just a touch of lip stain, just the faintest hint of color would do so much to bring some form of expression back to her face.