You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer.

The big difference between Axe and Chuck, is that Axe will screw over anybody but his - immediate - family to get what we wants. Chuck is much more careful about collateral damage, but will quite happily tread over both family and freinds.

The change of name to Windsor was responsible for perhaps the only genuine witticism ever uttered by Kaiser Wilhelm II, who said he was looking forward to seeing a performance of Shakespeare's 'The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha'.

Torth Vader.