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Unabashed Subban fan here. The problem with Subban has always been that touch of Andrew Shaw he’s got in him. Off the ice, Subban is one of the very best both for his generosity as well as his sound bites. But on the ice, Subban plays a tough game. He has no problem getting dirty and scrumming with guys. Which,

I’ll just never be that blown away by “dunks” where guys don’t even touch the rim. Sure, he did a great job throwing the ball down into the basket, but that’s nowhere near as satisfying as that “THUNK” sound of the hand slamming into the rim.

Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

“I invite Camera Nougat to reach out anytime.”
-Emmit Smith

In related news, managing a team of adults is startlingly similar to being a kindergarten teacher...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

If you are a professional bowler you should be able to roll a 300 most games.

Because Delonte West fucked his mom, or is that a bridge too far?

Also important: Scotch.