“all of this relies on the article Singal wrote being really bad and transphobic, and nobody seems to be able to explain how it is.”

Actually, lots of good sex ed curricula include myth debunking, including the myth that ANY douching is going to do anything for you.

Who ARE these CBP officials? What are their names? Where are their instructions coming from? What are their political leanings?

I used to wake up at 5am or earlier so I could play video games without getting grief for it.