Staten Island is built on a mountain of NY's Garbage, whereas the Jersey Shore has been invaded by NY Garbage.

Is it true in this sequel Buzz falls in love with the mom character's vibrator?

Did he die
from bad sausage in the can?

This time the family dog is dognapped- "Taken For A Walk"

At least one of these will be an episode:
Monster truck racing, Nascar watching, brother/sister sex, cousin/cousin sex, farm animal sex, cross burning, fart lighting…..

Was the Mr Ed Show fined by the FCC
when Wilbur gave Mr Ed an ejaculation?

Are we sure something this bad
is a real movie, and not just a very expensive episode of "Punked"?? And we're all the victims of the gag?

I guess we can no longer call them
DWARFS. They are to be refered to as The Seven Little People, according to TLC, (formerly the learning channel), now the freak show station.

"The Jesus Chris Show", starring Jesus Chris Rock.

Isn't Ally Sheedy a Heroin addict now?

Magnum will return, not driving a Ferrari, but a Jazzy scooter, his cases all take place in a retirement village.

Let's jump right to SITC part 6
"Sex in the City, for Money, Crack, or Hay", when all 4 lose their jobs and any looks that they had, turn to prostitution to survive. The horse-faced one continues to morph into an actual horse, her hands and feet turn into hooves. She earns her living pulling a carriage through Central…

Needs to be the worlds most artificially buff senior citizen, Sylvester Stallone.

Hopefully,
there will be no awkward turtle-on-turtle sex scenes. Leave that for National Geographic

Gee, that's original,
Another zombie movie. Wow.

My choice for Spider man
is Joaquin Phoenix , but I don't know how he'll stuff his scanky beard into the Spidey mask.

Law and Order "jumped the shark" ages ago, especially when Jeff Goldblum came on board. Geez, this is worse than the flood of CSI shows. How about "Law and Order, East Bumblefuck, PA"