I love you Jez, but you just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.

Is it sad that this brightens my day considerably?

Both my grandparents have Facebook, and my grandma only uses it to play candy crush and panda jam.

Hey :) I'm a huge fan, and aspiring tv writer, I was wondering if their are any tips you could give to an aspiring tv comedy writer. What were some traits you looked for when hiring writers for Seinfeld ?

When I was 6 I was at a marriage between to women (living in canada) and I apparently asked my mom "Where's the guy?" really loud, but then she explained it to me and I was just like okay. It's not a big deal, no questions, it didn't seem 'pervert' because my mom didn't talk about it like it was 'pervert.'

..... 32 now....

NO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING, SAY IT AGAIN

For me the re-watch count is now up to 13

Madeleine... be sure to keep a good eye on your lunch

I was really hoping to see that lying down photo, if her arm was photoshopped or just a super awkward angle

Don't worry burt this is a dress made from the happy crying tears of angels

this makes me :(

I am so going to break into hollywood with mine: 'Adultery, jealousy and writing echo in the 1970s for a closeted stripper'

Yup, its definatley surprising to me when other adults believe all of this conspiracy theory stuff. I would question their sanity a bit too, except for hodgins on bones. i love that dude. WAIT, maybe thats a conspiracy theory set up from the real elite cannibal societies to trick us into normalizing it! I understand…

Dude, I used to completely be obsessed with the illuminati and freemasons in my first year of high school, you could say anything to me and i would relate it to the illuminati and then switch the entire conversation to it. it could be anything, like compasses or don cheadle. i now realize what a huge douchebag i was,…

This will make it better, its a video of tom laughing ehehe, it will make everything better

I know I'm procrastinating too much when I watch avery adorable pet video or Tom Hiddleston story you post Burt

that can work

I predict the next odd erotica fad to be.... drumroll please.... Lochness Erotica! A sample title name would be something like; Me and the Big Beast, or maybe Lochey: She's one mythical creature in the bedroom! It would be fem-slash.