I take it you’ve not seen this.

He was saying “Boo-urns”

That’s not how it works.

Well, I was feeling good about the responses until I saw yours, so I guess we’re even.

Finally got ‘em.

Lin Manuel *Great Jobs* aggressively into the camera

Got me again with the headline and no actual answer.

Yep! I was shocked to read that, too! So, I looked it up and discovered...

Just how far do you think Vader’s Jedi radar extends? Also, Vader’s exact line in ANH is:

Literally scores of people will see this.

I couldn’t quite get past how much she looks like Bran Stark.

I think you might be thinking too deep about this. Maybe you should see a...

Holy shit.

JESUS CHRIST.

My partner and I were pregnant and lost our baby in September. We went to see ARRIVAL last Sunday; it was like a healing sermon. We were both blubbering messes by the end (actually we were both blubbering messes not even 3 minutes into the movie) and walking out of the theater we both felt more hopeful and content…

or as I call her “Ol’ freckle tits”

You mean take the misunderstanding all the way to the bedroom? LOL missed opportunity.

The fact that his first thought was that you were using a gay pick up line means that you had a chance to tap that. Shouldn’t have run off. ;)

Yeah, so more psychological bullying then? A Flash Thompson of our times. Cause he couldn’t finish a glass of milk.

“By Grabthar’s Hammer. . . . what a savings.”