I.E. Sarah Palin.

As a Bikram practitioner in the LA area I was certain I did... but then I looked closer and realized I had mistook a fire extinguisher in the distance.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

Tell me where the portal to lost socks and Chapstick is. I have some business to take care of.

That is weird. I wonder if there is a portal at their house that leads to the world of lost phones.

I really do wonder what happened. Apparently Dana’s father had fathered another child a year or so previously that was also being cared for by the Fox family - which makes me wonder who the mother was and if this guy is just going around raping and impregnating disabled women, and how that is being allowed to happen.

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

I destroyed a robot man before and I’ll do it again. You bleed just like the rest of us, robot.

It’s been a bit nippy on both coasts I see.

Don’t even get me started on the “Happy Hooker” myth. Many are, most aren’t. There have been several women who have come here to talk about their amazing experiences, and they really are. Young, good-looking, white women who are at NYU or something similar. They have “sugar daddies” who pay for their Prada handbags or…

And this happened.

The only thing that could have been worse was if they filmed a video of her licking her thumb and trying to clean a smudge off of his cheek.

It’s what we do in Minnesota. You asked. We kill people and dispose of the bodies in wood chippers until Frances McDormand sees our car...

“The Night of 1,000 Feels”.

They’re gonna bang so hard... or soft I guess... however old people bang.

Let’s reflect for a moment on Bessie Coleman - the first African American woman to obtain a pilot’s license... but not in America which wouldn’t allow her to learn to fly - even black flight instructors refused to train this manicurist. So she taught herself French and in 1920 traveled to France and learned to fly…

...this is killing me: did June Pierson become a pilot!? I know it’s not the point of the article, and the letter is awesome (hell, it’s Amelia Earhart, everything from her is awesome) but...did that little girl grow up to be a pilot?

“Jezebel received numerous emails in defense of Dr. Newman ... many from Newman’s friends and colleagues”