She may be Slovenian, but apparently she lives in Stockholm.

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

So when’s he going to be arrested for threatening the President?

“Real America”

Two additional notes:

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

My honest gut response to this article as someone who is struggling with issues, I feel like this is a very boastful article, I have zero sympathy for the writer, I guess this person was a fucking COUNSELOR Jesus Christ, this person would NEVER relate to my problems. I just don’t really understand the point of this…

So she’s 29 and had five children aged 7 and under? I wonder if this will turn out to be something similar to the Andrea Yates killings.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

I was enlisted back in the 90s and you didn’t get to touch a weapon outside of tightly controlled circumstances. All ammo was painstakingly accounted for each and every time you went to the rifle range or on guard duty. There was no fucking around. Because an M-16 is a deadly weapon of war. No one, and I mean no one,…

I heard a rumor he was Def.

Wife Swap:White House Edition.

Donald Trump will solve this by building a wall around women.

It’s not unusual or blameworthy to let a nineteen-year-old drink at a house party you’re attending as a family. The mother and her vagina aren’t responsible for this man’s decision to rape.

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

Brilliant. Clinton is so much better than she’s given credit for. She’s intelligent, thoughtful, and experienced. She’s made mistakes, but so have we all. Plus, she’s learned from them, which unfortunately cannot be said for Trump.

Not “sex.”

I suffer from social anxiety and agoraphobia but if I saw some asshole harassing a trans person(or someone perceived as trans) in the restroom I know I would go fucking berserk on them. Nothing pisses me off more than narrow minded bigots harassing people for just trying to live their life.

I’m still in shock that this crazy backlash against us is even happening. It seems like just yesterday I could out myself and the general reaction would be “you go girl!” Yet somehow, that’s now changed to “fuck me, I better not even use a public restroom” all in a matter of 24 hours.

I vote for elephants.