I’ve had the same thought for a while now; ever since the mid-1990s, trends and styles have been a lot less widespread and universal.

Philistines. Burlington Coat Factory is clearly the best, being a Scrappy, Out-Of-Nowhere, Comeback Kid. They have a show about a missing glove...fucking haunting. I’m still unsettled.

Really? Orange Julius has some of the best news coverage in the entire fruit beverage store market. And if you want sports, get Panda Express Express.

I am not here to defend the The Happening. But I think I get what M. Night was going for. In the 70s and early 80s our generation was inundated with movie of the week films that were supposed to be scary, but because it was just on ABC or whatever, they were mostly pretty tame. Like I watched the Happening and thought…

You said there would be fun.

“Band I never heard of”

Please let this kick off ww3.

Much appreciated! Should be fixed now.

I always hope the wait staff carries off my plate with one or two bites left on it while I’m in the restroom so I can cause a scene about how I was still eating and sometimes get my meal for free.

Note to readers: If your lawyer is adding comments to “The Takeout” on a busy Wednesday afternoon at all, and (especially) just to condescendingly carve out obvious, narrow exemptions that allow him to use the “n-word” - he’s either not really a lawyer, or you should find yourself a better, more “employable” one.

And this is the moment I realize I gamble like an old person.

Probably not. If he’s going to use his whole first name, he should use his whole middle name, too: December.

And yet until this story posted all I knew about Tab Hunter was the series of sex puns the bots made in the MST3K episode San Francisco International Airport.

Hector’s Steve’s Bill’s Helena’s Abdul’s Victor’s Ruth’s Chris Steak House, brought to you by Victor Kiam Jr 

Why do you need to worry about word count for an online article?

Sam bought at government auction’s Bill executed after murdering’s Sandra received in the divorce settlement’s Bob inherited’s Joe purchased the lien on Ruth’s Christ Steakhouse. 

Ruth’s Ross: Dress for Less

I hate any group that’s referred to as a “collective,” as well as any album being referenced as a “project” or a “collaboration.” 

A major factor in this is the downfall of Gary Glitter and the resulting phase out of the use of Rock N Roll Part 2 at sporting events. There was a void to be filled.

Yeah, the joy created by Slevin is really hard to achieve otherwise.