I remember thinking the Quadrophenia movie was boring as hell. I get it, dedicating your life to riding scooters and doing speed is a bad idea. I understand that, I don’t need a movie to explain it to me. Reading this article made me remember that I actually saw the tour where they played Quadrophenia in the ‘90s and…

On the one hand, this concerns me from a class perspective. I think it is discriminatory against people that don’t have a card and whether intentional or not, will target the poor disproportionately. On the other hand, I’m not especially worried about this becoming a wide spread ‘thing’. I think most businesses are…

On the other hand, “Disgraced Hot Sauce Huckster” has a nice ring to it.

Her answers are pretty bland but I also doubt as a 60 year old woman that she’s prepared to answer questions about condiments or lab meat often in her publicity tours. Not everyone is great at coming up with things on the fly like that. But maybe I’m also defensive bc some of her answers remind me of what my mom would…

I don’t understand why the condiment question is there. Or why the subject of franken-meat is brought up. This is a weird interview.

Mine is the opening credits to Highlander because it has Queen.

A pop-up rave in London? Oh shit, it’s the mid-90's already!

It also seems like it’s contributed generally to a disdain of people with an actual medical issue, since there’s no immediately obvious way to tell the difference between some ding-dong on a fad diet and someone who’s gonna shit their brains out in an hour if you feed them the wrong thing.

tomorrow kraft will release tomayonnaise and the war shall begin

They should go after the duo of DIK and ASS next, as there is no way two people could have that many high scores all across the country without cheating.

The book of the same name that I’m Dying Up Here is based on (loosely? haven’t seen the show) is excellent and definitely worth reading. Mitzi comes across as an interesting person and I can’t help but appreciate her massive role in stand-up history. R.I.P., indeed.

I’m not sure revolutionizing the world of comedy outweighs giving birth to Pauly Shore.

and who could forget about Sean O’Neal?

This is going to sound callous, but just go eat a gun Stan. You’re right, that does sound callous.

I like Mom. When you say “stick around” you make it sound like renewing it was a bad idea.

what’s more 1990's than kids hatin’ on the big evil corporation?

If you read the Bible, it’s pretty clear that God has no problem with killing infants and young children, as long as it’s the right ones.

For a billion dollars they better genetically engineer real hobbits, elves, dwarves, and orcs.

This show will cost $1 billion but if you pay an extra $5, it’ll arrive by 8pm tomorrow.