Most major cities still have at least one independent DVD store run by diehard film nerds still chugging along, the best of them offering titles you’d never be able to find streaming or for rent on Amazon.

It’s too bad Succession doesn’t rate mention, much less review since it’s really hit its stride in the last few episodes and is now one of the best (and bleakest) comedies on TV. The murky pilot really didn’t do this show any favors.

I am impressed that a four year old can type so well but 8:29pm is way past your bedtime, mister.

“Star Trek: In the future old people are respected for their wisdom and accomplishments and their existence is not treated like a sad joke.”

The streaming services don’t even have live TV so think how many people have cable AND Netflix, Hulu, Prime..

Past generations dreamt of going back in time to relive youthful sexual conquests and adventurous travels abroad. I just wish I could experience Mario 64 for the first time again. This might be a sad thing.

You’re confusing James Clavell with Jim Davis. 

Of course we know. It’s written across the sky in letters.

Sometimes you see something written by an old person and there’s a teenage character who is embarrassingly inauthentic and you know it’s because the old writer is extremely out of touch with what anyone under 50 is actually like.

The name Tim Allen is basically synonymous with Lenny Bruce. I mean, I don’t even know why we reference Lenny Bruce at all any more when we have Tim Allen. The only difference between the two is Lenny Bruce probably didn’t turn in his dealer to avoid jail time. 

At this point, can’t we just have the first eight seasons declared a historical landmark?

I’m sorry I’m not as smart as you. We didn’t all go to Gudger College.

Batman V: Superman is pretty good, considering it’s the fifth movie in a franchise and Batman’s not even in it.

What if The Good Place is actually Gary’s Olde Towne Tavern?

Have they done one yet where Thomas and Martha Wayne ARE the murderers?

All of the McDonaldland characters seem to have been created by a manipulative deity to serve a predetermined job. I see the Hamburglar as a tragic Judas figure, predetermined to betray the Ronald Messiah through no free will of his own.

I bet you’re right, though personally I’d go with “The ‘Nopoly.”

How many copies of Dark Side of the Moon still sell every year?

I have nothing against this film in particular and like both actresses.

Considering we got double doses of two characters last week and the running time seemed shorter than usual I wonder if a segment got pulled at the last minute.