Good luck. I heard the taxes on puffy directing pants there are brutal.

Why do you guys need an investor anyway? A domain name is $14 a year and Blogspot costs nothing!

“ClickHole is part of the Onion family of websites, of which only the site you are reading right now deals in non-joke information.”

If you’re talking about Terriers, yes, I agree, though that was eight years ago and in a time that was more 00s that 2010s..

I see the elderly Lando owning a condo in the suburbs of Casino Planet. He gambles twice a week, mostly slots, and while he usually loses about twenty dollars it’s okay because the money saved on the $5 prime rib buffet more than justifies it.

I am immediately suspicious of a person who has such a cool middle name and doesn’t use it to full advantage.

The first time Renner auditioned he was told he was perfect for the part.. if only he wasn’t an inch too short.

I think it could still get made.

Might I point out, HBO only has 24 hours a day and right now they are choosing to waste 90 minutes of it airing the 2009 crapfest “Jennifer’s Body.”

San Francisco International is my go-to MST3K comfort food. Something about the soothing earth tones of that vinegar-eaten print and the Made for TV Hippie makes me feel like all is right with the world.

It’s similar. It’s more like In The Loop than Thick of It. I have the feeling HBO was hoping for another Veep and may not know what to make of this themselves.

It seems whites do get a little unpredictable in their teen years,

I thought the whole point of making a cartoon band was so they could fall off stages and get electrocuted and stuff and they’ll be totally OK the next scene.

To be fair, it is like “Thick of It”/”In The Loop” crossed with “Arrested Development” and it’s not celebrating these terrible people at all. The subject matter isn’t a problem but the tone and pacing are weird, like maybe it should have been a half hour show. 

Since Succession isn’t being covered by the AV Club, let me just ask this question. Do I like it? I’ve watched every episode and I still have no idea what I think. 

Huh. I was going to follow up with a joke about the Ferrara candy corporation and it’s subsidiaries Jujyfruits, Lemonheads and Brach’s but now you have me second guessing myself.

I can’t tell you how many hours I wasted learning Latin because they didn’t even TRY to teach us Roman numerals. 

Walking Dead is obviously set in the Olympus Has Fallen universe.

Aw, I thought thralls were the whole point. I always hate nice guy vampires. 

You don’t get to do that with Detroit: Become Human. Find one of the hundred other movies or books that said the same thing first and get back to us.